Before I begin there are a few orders of business to attend to:
First of all I would like to state that the first week of every month will now be known as “Fashion Week” please do not refer to it in any other way, shape, or form. On the first Thursday of every month I will give to you, the reader, a beautiful piece of fashion advice.
Secondly I would like to state that I am a world-renowned voice of fashion. Fashion Week & fashion posts are to be taken extremely seriously & respected. Those who do not comply will have the voice of the stars to deal with.
Now, let us begin & dive deep into the magnificent world of fashion.
High Fashion, For the Low Class
Fashion is all around us, it’s even in the animal kingdom, some animals wear pants…others do not. Fashion is an important part of everyone’s life. The important thing to remember about Good Fashion is that I know all about it. Today I will give you a stunning little fashion tip that will simply take your whole outfit and turn it into a masterpiece.
One word: Chip Clips.
Chip Clips are an everyday household item; they are affordable & useful for keeping bags closed, but have you ever thought about using them for really cool fashion purposes? No. You haven’t, because you are a sheep of a person. Chip Clips are coming into high style so wild, hot, & furious like an asteroid almost, or perhaps a meteorite. Chip Clips can be an accessory for absolutely any outfit. (See detailed picture for examples, shirt pocket, underpants waistband, tongue of shoe) They can be clipped on to almost any part of the clothing & once attached they for real throw the whole outfit into an entirely different galaxy. Attach a Chip Clip to your outfit today & watch as the incredible beauty perplexes everyone around you. You are going to love the way you look so get out there, buy some Chip Clips, & start strutting your hot stuff.
– Karl Bergholz, Fashion Guru