WOULD YOU RATHER by @HammerFist3

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every time you kissed someone you had to casually try and slip your tongue in their nose

OR

every now and then you just can’t stop thinking about that time you killed a dude

haha. remember that?

have to carry a wheel barrow full of dirt with you  everywhere you go (no exceptions)

OR

sometimes you hear footsteps following you that aren’t there. maybe they’re his

ok, next one

would you rather…have to milk Bill O’Reilly everyday

OR

drink Bill O’Reilly’s breast milk every day

would you rather….just have taken those anger management courses like your family recommended? maybe you could have controlled yourself that night..

OR

have to carry around 30 quarters in your mouth at all times

ya ever think about that? things could be different. maybe you would still be able to sleep at night

haha!

just saying.

anyway

WOULD YOU RATHER

remember what sunlight felt like on your skin. do you remember what that was like? do you remember what it was like not running from safe house to safe house by the moonlight? living in basements? trading your dignity for the promise of a life not spent in prison? how is this different? penal restriction? look at how you live. you’re a rat. scurry around. keep hiding. how is this different than the alternative. nothing changes but the scenery. god, what is wrong with you. the man barely even looked at you

OR

not be able to tell the difference between muffins and babies

love,

mom:)

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