JUST OUT AND ABOUT, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS by @seethenare

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You’ll never believe who I just ran in to by total fluke. My ex-girlfriend, Sarah. I was grabbing a coffee and she came in, and I was like, “Hey, howdy stranger. Fancy meeting you here.”

“Yeah, I’ve only been coming here every day at noon for 3 years, Matt.”

“So, you’re looking good, everything good?”

“Yeah, I guess, works been crazy, but otherwise good.” We stood in silence for a while and then she said, “What are you even doing here? You hate coffee.”

“What? That’s crazy. I can’t get through the afternoon without it.”

“Listen, Matt, I thought we talked about this, you need to back off and give me space.”

“What? Yeah, you think I was waiting for you…pfft…come on, get over yourself already.”

Then this douche bag coffee jockey came over and was like, “Sir, if you’re not going to order anything, you need to free up the table for paying customers.”

And I was like, “What? I’m a paying customer. I just can’t decide what I want.”

And he says, “Sir, you’ve been staring out this window eating packets of sweetener for 3 hours.”

Sarah asks, “Is that true, Matt?”

“Pfft, come on, seriously.”

“Matt, your nose is bleeding.”

“I should probably go to the hospital.”

 

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