Who doesn’t love a good pair of pants.
Pants are so nice & so good.
I love to wear the pants.
I love when you wear the pants.
If I could eat pants I would eat the pants.
If I could fuck pants I would fuck the pants.
Pants are so good & so nice.
I think pants are my friend.
Pants are your friend too.
Sometimes I don’t wear the pants.
When I don’t wear the pants I put the pants on a chair so they can sit & watch me.
The pants like to watch me.
I like to look at the pants.
The pants watch me when I am not wearing pants.
I like to look right back at the pants.
The pants watch me when I am asleep.
I love you, pants.
I don’t always like to wear you but either way I still love you, pants.
Pants you light my world up.
Pants you can make me feel good.
I like when you are warm, pants.
I even like when you are cold, pants.
I would do dirty nasty things to you, pants.
I would do whatever you wanted me to, pants.
Pants I think maybe you & I have something special.
I would share your love with the world, pants.
I know the world loves you, pants.
I know you, the pants, loves the world.
I know you, the pants, have feelings for me.
I would suck your button, pants.
I want to slowly stick my hands in your pockets, pants.
Do you think you would like that, pants?
I would like that, pants.
I would love that, pants.
Pants, you & me are meant to be.