Happy Have Sex With Your High School Ex Night!
— Glynner85 (@Glynner85) November 26, 2014
That's not really Snoopy floating in the air. He's an impostor. More like Macy's Thanksgiving Day CHARADE.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 27, 2014
My sister and I are daring each other to open tinder in our hometown.
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) November 28, 2014
Earlier today, Matt Lauer had to say something like, "And here comes Pikachu!" I bet he's going to bed mad about it.
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) November 28, 2014
Am I on mushrooms?? Or am I watching a Thanksgiving call-in benefit show for DOGS with Channing Tatum??? JK I'm doin' both and it's great.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) November 28, 2014
REASONS I DONT EVEN CARE I HAVE TO SIT AT THE KIDS TABLE:
– easy to flip over in drunk rage
– dont touch me
– im the big man, not u AIDEN
— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) November 27, 2014
The most important part of preparing a vegan Thanksgiving dinner is telling everyone on Earth you're preparing a vegan Thanksgiving dinner.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 20, 2014
can't wait for Thanksgiving/the Rapture
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) November 13, 2014
Welcome to Thanksgiving Dinner Political Roundtable, I'm your host Drew. Tonight: my entire soul cringes during pop-pop's Ferguson analysis.
— Drew Janda (@drewjanda) November 27, 2014