2014 is a wonderful time to be alive. Netflix, sexting, access to non-magic based medicine, these are just a few of the luxuries we enjoy from being born at this time, but did you know that the greatest gift history has given us mostly goes unused?
For thousands of years humans have been forced to live with ugly and easily roastable, kings, dukes, earls, and princes, and they couldn’t even smirk without losing something important like their hands or heads. In many ways, it is our duty to roast these long dead noblemen in honor of the men and women who came before us and wanted to, so so bad. This is for them:
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