Top 5 Gifts Moms Are Lining Up For This Holiday Season by @smickable


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30 Day Skin Bleach Kit. This kit promises if used as directed your non-caucasian child will be 67% less likely to be shot by a cop if they were to incur a minor citation or give cause for questioning.

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A hot off the presses illustrated storybook called Stranger Danger; Celebrities Aren’t Exceptions

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A cell phone exclusively for Boost Mobile which is specifically designed to stop children from under-age sexting simply by banning the text “u up?”

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The latest GoPro camera to capture special events like family snowman building, skateboarding or soccer games. However, instead, you give it to a cop and force them to wear it 24/7 while on duty.

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For those moms looking for a more organic options, Burt’s Bees is offering a limited number of real wombs to finish growing your already born child in. Because, even though you love him, you look at your 5 year old’s grubby little face and think “Fuck. He COULDN’T have been cooked completely.”

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