Trivial Pursuit could literally be the name of anything
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) January 25, 2015
Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in New York City? Just kidding, your instagram is very self indulgent. I’ve seen all 43 of your snow pics.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) January 27, 2015
my bf only eats organic, locally sourced and I just ate seven Pixty Stix and flushed the wrappers down the toilet
— Meth Lab for Cutie (@kiralc) January 27, 2015
One way I like to prepare for blizzards all year long is by peering out my window & saying "there's no WAY I'm going out there!!!"
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 26, 2015
When you hire me, you're not just getting me, but also the swimsuit tops I still wear as bras sometimes when I need to do laundry.
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) January 26, 2015
I can't believe I had the guts to get a double mastectomy but I'm afraid to go into my bathroom cause I saw a spider.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) January 25, 2015
It's Tuesday but I'm already into Saturday in my food diary.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 28, 2015
The way bacon is packaged is so you can use it as shingles for your meat mansion
— Kendrick LaBlart (@Hamptonyount) January 29, 2015