So sick of being guilt-tripped by the Supercuts staff. Yes, I tried to cut it myself! No, I didn't have any scissors! No, I don't own a mirr
— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) March 18, 2015
A downward spiral so impressive people ask how you do it.
— Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets) March 18, 2015
All of my passwords are stronger than me and I've accepted that
— Jake (@shhrugg) March 17, 2015
I scream cry the words "What's in the box!" every time I see a box.
— Erik Allen (@Erik_Allen) March 17, 2015
Never date bearded plaid shirt floppy haired type dudes or you will live the rest of your days thinking you JUST saw your ex
— Amanda (@mobydong) March 20, 2015
eva mendes needs to back the fuck up with her no sweatpants in front of men talk
— amber (@soleilalaplage) March 20, 2015
If you like basketball played by college students, I assume you only get your haircut at barber schools. #amateurs
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) March 20, 2015
Before you judge him, just remember – Robert Durst has a hit show on HBO and you don't.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 18, 2015
Sorry you broke up with your gf I guess now I can say we all think she's a terrible person WAIT HOW DID YOU GET BACK TOGETHER SO FAST
— Ed (@smedlee) March 14, 2015