I'd like to trim down slim down lose weight get smaller shrink and shrink and shrink until I am a mere speck that's what sexy is
— Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig) May 26, 2015
Lullaby sung by an adult to a child: Adorable.
Lullaby sung by a child to an adult: Trailer for a horror movie.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 23, 2015
America really loves its military personal especially at the parts before & after it sends them to die or be traumatised in artificial wars
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) May 23, 2015
I'd like to direct because I'd sing "boom is in the shot" to the tune of "Groove Is In The Heart" and people would be like "ohhh he's good".
— Aaron Abrams (@MrAaronAbrams) May 24, 2015
Anti-aging face creams work by draining your wallet & making you feel poor again like when you were young.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) May 26, 2015
Entourage: Remember Those Douches Who Brought High School Girls to Frat Parties, Well We Made A Movie About Them
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 26, 2015
RESUME: Pretty good kisser, knows condiments, remembers being born.
— MOISTURIZED (@ericdadourian) May 26, 2015
THIS BRAVE CHILD WAS ASKED "IS THERE AN AMERICA?" CLICK ON THE VIDEO BELOW AND SEE HIS STUNNING ANSWER THAT PHYSICALLY CRIPPLED A BIRD
— Kendrick LaBlart (@Hamptonyount) May 25, 2015
it's very fucked up how so many people hate me just because of that ONE TIME i decided in my head to assume that so many people hate me
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) May 24, 2015
houses are just castle babies
— talia jane (@itsa_talia) May 25, 2015