5 Reasons Why Floyd Mayweather’s Scared Of Me by @BrandonEsWolf

 

My name’s Brandon Scott Wolf and I recently challenged Floyd “Money” Mayweather (49-0) to a sanctioned boxing match at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada by launching FightBrandonScottWolf.com: The #1 Online Fighting Site For Brandon “Scott” Wolf.

He has yet to respond.

My guess? He’s scared of me.

But just how scared is he? Scared enough to hang up his gloves and never step foot in the ring again, which is pretty scared.

I don’t blame the guy though. Off the top of my head I can think of 5 legitimate reasons why Mayweather’s shaking in his boots (his non-boxing boots because HE RETIRED):

  1. I’m undefeated with a professional AND (unlike Mayweather) amateur record of (0-0).
  2. There’s no tape of me boxing for him to study. I’m a real wild card — a real handsome wild card.

2a. That being said if you would like to go on a date with me create a free profile and take the online personality quiz on DateBrandonScottWolf.com: The #1 Online Dating Site For Brandon Scott Wolf.

  1. I’ve watched 3 different Rocky movies.
  2. I’m probably gonna watch the Rocky spin-off movie that’s set for release around Thanksgiving. I think it’s called Creed.

4a. This isn’t an ad for Creed.

4b. THIS is an ad for Creed.

4c. They should have used the song “With Arms Wide Open” in the trailer. That would have been funny.

  1. I could get lucky.

5a. Again, DateBrandonScottWolf.com.

Follow Brandon on Twitter @BrandonEsWolf.

 

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