I sit down beside a dog.
"420 am I right?"
I try to put a pair of sunglasses on him.
He walks away.
"That's cool. I've got stuff to do too."
— Chris Bucholz (@ChrisBucholz) September 3, 2015
I went to a museum today & this was the best thing I saw pic.twitter.com/wl7zHjzLO8
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 26, 2015
When your dad's Facebook gets a billboard in Times Square pic.twitter.com/Z2ArFosPVP
— David Hill (@davehill77) August 31, 2015
What's your favorite show about a bunch of old losers sitting in a basement drinking? Mine's Cheers.
— Marie Colette (@MarieColette) September 2, 2015
Men: confidence is sexy
Me: oh my god wait til you find out about feminism you're gonna love it
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 28, 2015
donald trump looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a dog
— josh (@ruinedpicnic) August 29, 2015
YES I SLAPPED MY UNCLE SHELBY IN THE NECK FOR SNEAKING INTO MY DOLL ROOM AND MUCKING UP AIDEN'S TINY SPATS. NO I DON'T FUCKING REGRET IT.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) September 1, 2015
[pushing wheelbarrow full of 300 of the same 1 doll]
tonight's MY night
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) August 31, 2015
middle-aged FB wants u to know that it had chicken divan for dinner & it doesn't know anyone on VMAs bc its kids come 1st after minion memes
— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) August 31, 2015
List compiled this week by @thenatewolf