Remembering Dave by @Cpin42

Dave was probably the funniest person I’ve ever known. Sharing a dark, absurdist sense of humor, we immediately committed to the challenge of making each other laugh. Everything was fair game, and Dave had an uncanny knack for delivering inappropriate jokes with a deadpan face. Whether he was telling me how sexy my eighty-year-old nana …

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Love Is by @Cpin42

A sneaky virus A blind trick-or-treater Free cheese in a mouse trap A Zen master slipping on a banana peel A lightning-struck farmer in a field of sweet corn Hitler meeting Audrey Hepburn A heart full of trumpets Carrying her smile like candy in your pocket An infant pointing to a toy Houdini getting stuck …

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On Behalf of Mr. Fluffy by @Cpin42

  (actual letter & reply) Dear Best Friends, My wife and I are vacationing in Belize this spring, and we are considering lodging our cat (“Mr. Fluffy”) with you. You have an excellent reputation among our friends and family, but I have some questions regarding one of your amenities. Reading your brochure, I was happily …

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Advice From God by @Cpin42

    Dear God, Did you know that your name spelled backwards is dog? Jeremy, 8yrs old. Dear Jeremy, Thanks for bringing this to My attention. It’s clear that you’re some sort of child prodigy destined for greatness. Soon you’ll be skipping grades and winning spelling bees, and by junior high you’ll be translating Beowulf …

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