Enter At Your Own Peril by @aka_fatman

@aka_fatman attempts a review of a cult classic as part of the Autistic Self-Advocacy Network fundraiser.  PERILS OF GWENDOLINE IN THE LAND OF THE YIK YAKS 1984, France Just Jaeckin I was given a choice by @HeSlimedMeRay of either doing a film review of Ponette – a 1996 film about a 4-year old who deals with the emotional turmoil …

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The Captured God by @aka_fatman

He has forgotten what freedom felt like. When he was younger he used to roam the swampy mangrove forest, unchained, a God amongst the other animals. Birds would squawk his name in fear, monkeys would bow in terrified reverence, shuddering at his presence. “There goes Panthera Tigris,” they’d whisper amongst themselves, “where He goes, Death …

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Sperm by @aka_fatman

The sperm in Billy Quinn’s testicles had gathered around to tell each other stories of the Race. This was a popular topic of late and the younger sperm were excited about it. “The Race,” explained Fredrickson – the oldest of the sperm, “is when we take a marathon journey through the…well…the woman’s downstairs parts (here, …

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Your Dreams Interpreted by @aka_fatman

(Editor’s Note: This week’s column will not be written by Dr. Edith Fawkner who has been taken to hospital after a vicious attack by an escaped Howler monkey whilst visiting the zoo with her family. Although a full recovery is expected after doctors have reattached her nose, Dr. Fawkner will be unable to submit her …

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