I Tweet A Lot by @thenatewolf

  I care about twitter. It means a lot to me. I put a concerted effort into entertaining and connecting with the people who choose to follow me. I wrote this to try and explain why. My personality is a double-edged sword. It exists somewhere between driven and obsessive. When I’m focused in the right …

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The Ten Hottest Babes (Ranked) by @thenatewolf

You’re a man, right? You’d better be if you’re on the computer. Anyways… We all love sexy mommas who have fat properly dispersed in a way that tricks us into having sexual intercourse with them. It’s just a fact. Ladies are soft and their crotches are excellent. These gals come in all shapes and sizes but only ten …

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History’s Stupidest Princes by @thenatewolf

Throughout history, cool humans, who were just trying to be chill and rock out, have had to deal with a group of goofballs known as “nobility”. Our great grandpas, and our great grandpas’ great grandpas, were forced to follow every rule these jabronis made, and pretend they liked it. Luckily for our generation, Abraham Lincoln …

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My Darkest Secret by @thenatewolf

I don’t watch live music. That’s really hard for some people to accept. I don’t mean hard to understand, I mean hard to accept. I can’t blame them. It’s like someone talking trash about your best friend, the primal reaction is to call that person a shitbrain and give them punches until they take it …

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Bad Reviews by @thenatewolf

  When I was 23 I tricked the local independent newspaper into letting me write music reviews for them. For a year I engaged in a game with the editor called “can you sneak humor by me?” I lost most times but here are the few times I won:   [The following reviews were originally published in …

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Shakespeare Interview Unearthed by @thenatewolf

  The Bard, The Swan of Avon, Poppa Sweet-Tongue – all nicknames for one of the most influential and mysterious figures in the history of civilization: William Tintin Shakespeare.   Scientist say it would take the NASA supercomputer 100,000,000 light-years to read all the poems he wrote, and twice that many monkeys and years to …

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Jack White Gone Forever by @thenatewolf

After more than a decade of gritty guitar licks and radio hits, Jack White retired from the limelight yesterday, choosing instead a quiet life at home inside of a notebook on Tim Burton’s bedside table. The founder of The White Stripes and Grammy winning producer has been hailed as one of the only modern rock musicians to …

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The Adventurer! by @thenatewolf

Tales of intrigue and amazement from renowned jet setter: Chit Lebaron. This week Chit and his guide Mobutu travel to the jungles of Nikiliki located on the southern coast of Coney Island. The night is black here. Too dark to do needlepoint it is sure. I should have used the space in my pack for …

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The Adventurer Returns by @thenatewolf

Tales of intrigue and amazement from renowned jet setter: Chit Lebaron. This week Chit and his guide Mobutu travel to the mysterious and dangerous Skeleton Pass located at the base of Mt Spooooooky   Dearest readers, Things have taken a dark turn. Mobutu and I have been snowed into our camp just outside the mysterious …

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Human Body “A Train Wreck” by @thenatewolf

News from the Adult Science Fair today as the smartest doctors, biologists and anatomy experts from around the globe met for their annual conference/fuckfest. After a four-day symposium that covered the newest research from all parts of the globe, the academics have all reached a unanimous verdict: The human body is built worse than a …

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The Herbal Tea Report by @thenatewolf

As October rolls in and fall weather forces us to un-box our autumn sweaters the major players in the herbal tea game are preparing to unveil their new line up of contenders for “Hottest new tea” and baby, we ain’t talking about temperature. If the summer selection of new cold teas was any indication; this …

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50 Shades of Grey by @thenatewolf

There has been a lot of hype lately over the so-called “Mom Porn” that has taken North America by storm. Most men and young people are left wondering; “Just what is all the fuss about?” So, in the interest of education, here is an excerpt from the controversial ’50 shades of Grey’ in hopes that …

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Winter Fashion Report by @thenatewolf

  Winter is here and that means it’s time for new patterns and fresh designs. From the fashion houses of Paris to the runways of Milan, the fashion world is a buzz with talk of what’s to come from our favorite designers like: Randy Haute-Couture, Rafael/Leonardo/Michelangelo and Donatello Versace and Johnny Vests. Last year’s collections …

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Nate Admires Work Ethic by @thenatewolf

A Philosophical debate has been playing out in the life of young wolf and globetrotting playboy ‘Nasty’ Nate Usher as two sides of an argument have raged inside the prolific writer.   “I know that my friends and family and fans see me as sort of a golden god of beautydom,” said Nathan from his …

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Drifter Finds Hobo Mecca by @thenatewolf

It’s been a tough hundred-year search, but derelicts, vagabonds and tramps can rejoice after finally finding the elusive Big Rock Candy Mountain. Once thought to be mythical, dismissed as ‘the dreams of transient lunatics’, the mountain is real and is located just outside of Salt Lake City, Utah. “It’s all true” said box-car hobo Silas …

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Time remains frozen in Spokane by @thenatewolf

Technology has grown leaps and bounds in the last 15 years. Video technology in particular has advanced to almost life-like images. With Avatar pioneering amazing 3D landscapes, video has never been a more effective way of capturing what is truly current. Except in Spokane, Washington. While most news outlets have adopted HD cameras and the …

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Town Doubts Man Will Make It by @thenatewolf

Nobody knows for sure where dreams start. Legend suggests that dreams are just an Angel’s wishes that got lost in your brain on their way to the subterranean wish-granting machine located at the center of the earth. Others have suggest that Humans are all just floating in some kind of alien power station and that …

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Turns Out Space Is Really Big by @thenatewolf

  Wild news today as that satellite that we sent into space is back and the findings are almost unbelievable. “The information that this satellite has learned,” said Ronnie Shingles, Head of NASA, “has the potential to completely change the way we think about the universe.”   The Viking X-7 was designed as a sort …

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